Saturday, July 12, 2008

Metal-Eating Man Goes to Hospital

Doctors pulled screws, a knife, and some bling from 50 Cent out of a man's stomach, saying, "Zarate was mentally ill but it was not clear why he ate the metal."

Um, because he is mentally ill.
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2 comments:

  1. Anonymous5:30 AM

    Yes, in my professional opinion this man was twisted sick!

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  2. billspaced6:19 AM

    It's confirmed, then, by an avowed expert in the field of "twisted" that the metal-eating man was "twisted sick."

    :)

    It scares me that not only did the man eat metal, but the doctors who removed it weren't quite sure why he ate it. Maybe he was iron-deficient.

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