Nebraska State Senator sues God

Pat Robertson seems to have a habit of threatening people

I guess when you're as close to God as Pat Robertson is, you could make some pretty mighty death threats, too. In this case, a so-called bodybuilder is suing Robertson because the televangelist has used the bodybuilders "likeness" in commercials for his stupid, I mean, God-powerful protein shakes, the same shakes that Robertson claims gives him super-human strength.

I'd say if you're so damned close to God, would you really need protein shakes? Couldn't you just eat and drink anything you pleased and still be omnipotent?

Anyways, the bodybuilder claims that Robertson, upon entering the courtroom for a deposition, said he'd kill the bodybuilder and his family. Of course, Robertson denies it. I'm sure one of his other 75 personalities said it.

God speaks to Pat Robertson...

but then he just makes shit up to incite people. Like this:
Pat Robertson predicts 'mass killing' - Yahoo! News

I want to know how he knows it's God speaking to him and not the devil or some other miscreant in his head.

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Televangelist sued for false healing

This is a great one. I don't know who's dumber, the family, the "healed" man, or the preacherwoman who "healed" him...but they're all from the same family, so I'd say inbreeding plays a part.

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Texas Governor Rick "Goodhair" Perry says non-believers are going straight to hell

Well, there you go. Another Texan spouting off about stuff he has no clue about. In all fairness, Perry did not say that people who didn't believe in God would go to hell. A preacher man he listened to at some sort of rally said it.

Perry, afterward, said he didn't disagree with anything the holy man said.

So, he believes it. I am tired of self-righteous religious zealots spewing "facts" they know nothing about. The holy man probably cheats on his wife or has a boyfriend somewhere while saying he's straight.

What a bunch of jerks.

Letters to God end up in ocean

Isn't that where they all end up? I mean, where the hell is the Post Office supposed to send them?