Paris Hilton interview worth $1 million?

NBC: No money to Hilton for interview - Yahoo! News

WTF is wrong with people? Who gives a rat's ass about Paris Hilton and her incestuous family?

Paris Hilton in jailbird pinstripes

She's not even hot in prison garb. Maybe if she does some lesbo sex on camera? Shower scene? Anything?

No, she'll never be sexy or attractive. She looks like she's the inbred result of a hotel magnate and a poodle.

Wildly Wrong: Beaver spotted in New York for first time in 200 years

I find this revelation impossible to believe. I know that Paris Hilton and Britney Spears have both been in NYC at least in the last couple of years. This is bad and old news.