Unshocking Virginia Tech massacre, by Ted Rall

Amazing how our President got out to VA Tech in time for memorials and services and TV coverage but he couldn't do the same for the many more victims of Katrina and FEMA. I wonder why? Does President Bush hate black people? Just kidding. I am no Kanye West. I think he hates poor people.

The President of the United States, or at least the guy who plays him on TV, rushed to the scene of a tragedy where(unlike Katrina) most of the victims were white. Cameras swept over a sea of VT sweats.

VIRGINIA TECH: HORROR, BUT NO SHOCK - Yahoo! News

Evel Knievel sues Kanye West: Celebrity death match, anyone?

Evel Knievel is suing rapper Kanye West over his depiction of jumping over a canyon in a rocket, much like Knievel's failed attempt back in 1974. I watched Evel's attempt the first time around, and it sucked.

He shouldn't be suing anyone because he sucked so bad.