My kid is smarter than yours

Chris Kelly: Bush Baby Einstein - Politics on The Huffington Post

And of course "Baby Einstein" doesn't work. Bush endorsed it. So it makes kids stupid? We're lucky it doesn't kill them.

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Your kid is dumber than mine, smarty pants

'Baby Einstein': a bright idea? - Los Angeles Times

UPDATE: Bush endorses it! Maybe that's how his girls became so S-M-R-T.