My kid is smarter than yours

Chris Kelly: Bush Baby Einstein - Politics on The Huffington Post

And of course "Baby Einstein" doesn't work. Bush endorsed it. So it makes kids stupid? We're lucky it doesn't kill them.

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Your kid is dumber than mine, smarty pants

'Baby Einstein': a bright idea? - Los Angeles Times

UPDATE: Bush endorses it! Maybe that's how his girls became so S-M-R-T.

Top Ten TV greatest catch phrases

TV Land posted their TV top 100 greatest catch phrases. Here are my Top 10:

1. "Bam!" (Emeril Lagasse, "Emeril Live")
2. "D'oh!" (Homer Simpson, "The Simpsons")
3. "Dyn-o-mite" (J.J., "Good Times")
4. "Norm!" ("Cheers")
5. "Oh, my God! They killed Kenny!" (Stan and Kyle, "South Park")
6. "The thrill of victory, the agony of defeat" (Jim McKay, "ABC's Wide World of Sports"
7. "Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?" (Arnold Drummond, "Diff'rent Strokes")
8. "How you doin'?" (Joey Tribbiani, "Friends")
9. "I'm Rick James, bitch!" (Dave Chappelle as Rick James, "Chappelle's Show")
10. "I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV" (Vicks Formula 44 ad)