Fired US Attorneys headed for Iraq

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The 8 United States federal attorneys that were fired that sparked Congress' fury and ire are headed for Iraq in a compromise move by President Bush. While the link takes you to Andy Borowitz' site, which is made up news like The Onion, I bet Bush has wished he'd have sent them over there already :)

Cheney Reminds Bush He Has Pictures of Him Naked

Vice President Dick Cheney has some nude photos of President Bush with a goat, according to Andy Borowitz over at the Borowitz Report.

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