*** SATIRE *** Paul Wolfowitz's girlfriend resigns from relationship, "effective immediately"

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Paul Wolfowitz: Guilty

A big "duh" goes out to the World Bank followers. Of course he did the wrong thing. How could he not know this was wrong? Maybe not illegal, but ethically wrong.

But of course, he was an architect, maybe the architect, of the Iraq war, so maybe he has no ethics, in which case he is exonerated from getting the death penalty (fired) because he didn't know any better, like a retarded person who commits murder: Still a crime, but not punishable by the ultimate penalty, which, in the work world, is getting fired.

World Bank Panel Finds Wolfowitz at Fault; Aide Resigns - New York Times

World Bank President Wolfowitz blames unclear bank rules on his scandalous actions

Paul Wolfowitz, in effect, blames himself for violating ethics principles and doing unseemly things with respect to giving his girl friend a gigantic raise.

He's blaming "unclear bank rules" for his misdeeds. However, isn't this like the father saying the house rules suck?

Who made the damned rules? Oh, yeah, that was me!

Wolfowitz blames unclear bank rules - USATODAY.com

World Bank leader Wolfowitz gets a hand from President Bush

I have to start making bigger mistakes, ones that involve ethical and moral issues.

He said had no plans to resign, and President Bush gave him a fresh endorsement.

Wolfowitz decries 'smear campaign' - Yahoo! News

Paul Wolfowitz's Sweetheart Deal

NYU economist Bill Easterly:

Pity Paul Wolfowitz: Every time he tries regime change, he triggers an insurrection.

Of course, this regime change was from within the confines of the World Bank. Wolfie apparently was trying "regime change" by withholding funds from countries that he, and the Bushies, didn't agree with.

Nobody at the World Bank like Wolfowitz, except his girlfriend, who got a $60k raise and his two cohorts from the Bush administration.

Does He Hear the World's Poor? Don't Bank on It. - washingtonpost.com