Sunday, March 11, 2007

Presidential Fun Facts -- The Republicans / Adulterers

Here are some fun facts about the top 4 Republican Presidential hopefuls:

Fun Fact #1:
Giuliani (3), McCain (2), Romney (1), and Gingrich (3) have a total of 9 wives.

Fun Fact #2:
The only Mormon, Romney, has only 1 wife.

Fun Fact #3:
Rudy Giuliani's first marriage was to his second cousin, Regina Peruggi. The marriage, quite a few years later, was annulled.

Fun Fact #4:
Giuliani, McCain, and Gingrich have all admitted to having at least one extra-marital affair.

Fun Fact #5:
Both McCain and Gingrich had wives who became seriously ill; both McCain and Gingrich divorced their sick wives in very cavalier ways. Read more at the links on Wiki above.

Fun Fiction #1:
According to, "...on Mrach, 9, 2006 McCain came out and annocend he was gay after being caught reciveing oral sex from a 12 year old male stripper." Here's a screen shot proving the entry existed. Hopefully, it will be taken down soon since it is, I presume, false.

You can tell this is false because a 12 year old male stripper wouldn't give McCain oral sex. Maybe anal, but not oral. Seriously, wikis are not the most accurate of chronicles, especially of high-profile politicos or celebrities. You really can tell this is false because the idiot who made the entry cannot spell or use spellcheck.

What I can make out of this, and this is only a guess, is that these guys don't really care about family values. Well, maybe Romney does. He seems to be the only one here who isn't a serial cheater or low-life. Time will tell, I'm sure, since the Repugnicans are sure to find everything possible on this guy if he becomes a contender for the Republican nomination.

As for the other guys, they seem to be scum-sucking pigs who don't give a damn about anything but themselves.