Saturday, July 12, 2008

Metal-Eating Man Goes to Hospital

Doctors pulled screws, a knife, and some bling from 50 Cent out of a man's stomach, saying, "Zarate was mentally ill but it was not clear why he ate the metal."

Um, because he is mentally ill.

2 comments:

Dr. Twisted said...

Yes, in my professional opinion this man was twisted sick!

billspaced said...

It's confirmed, then, by an avowed expert in the field of "twisted" that the metal-eating man was "twisted sick."

:)

It scares me that not only did the man eat metal, but the doctors who removed it weren't quite sure why he ate it. Maybe he was iron-deficient.