Saturday, July 12, 2008

Metal-Eating Man Goes to Hospital

Doctors pulled screws, a knife, and some bling from 50 Cent out of a man's stomach, saying, "Zarate was mentally ill but it was not clear why he ate the metal."

Um, because he is mentally ill.


Dr. Twisted said...

Yes, in my professional opinion this man was twisted sick!

billspaced said...

It's confirmed, then, by an avowed expert in the field of "twisted" that the metal-eating man was "twisted sick."


It scares me that not only did the man eat metal, but the doctors who removed it weren't quite sure why he ate it. Maybe he was iron-deficient.