Man Rips Head Off Hitler, Dick Cheney Shudders in Terror

BERLIN (Reuters) – A German court fined an unemployed man 900 euros ($1,227) Tuesday for knocking the head off a waxwork figure of Adolf Hitler in a Berlin museum.

Next thing you know, ole "Tricky Dick" Cheney will be ordering strip seaches and waterboarding of anybody wielding opposable thumbs. It's okay, W., you don't have to worry.

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