North Korea Performs Another Nuke Test

I know, this is serious stuff. Next thing you know, we'll be invading North Korea. But here's something to lighten the mood from one of my favorite satirists, Andy Borowitz.

Andy Borowitz: U.S. to Respond to North Korea with 'Strongest Possible Adjectives'

One day after North Korea launched a successful test of a nuclear weapon, President Obama said that the United States was prepared to respond to the threat with "the strongest possible adjectives."