Gay Mary Cheney is pregnant? WTF???!!!

How does this happen?

How can an openly gay daughter of the most conservative dead man alive be/get pregnant? She cannot possibly have had sex with a man, could she? This coming from the Republicans? This is a MORAL calamity! No such thing could possibly happen!

I am appalled.

Seriously, is it moral, from a Republican standpoint, to have a baby without a married man and woman (married to each other) being the parents?

Or, did she join the test tube club? Even still, doesn't doing so smack of hypocrisy? It's a crazy world we live in, full of hypocrites and liars. Now, there's one more bastard grandchild, in the literal sense.