Republicans gay as a two dollar bill? You betcha

Mark Morford rules.

Just How Gay Is The GOP? / Sen. Larry 'Wide Stance' Craig, just another in a long daisy chain of happy homoevidence

Hell, show me a vociferous anti-sex fundamentalist of any religious or political bent -- be he Muslim, Christian, Jew, Mormon, Republican or other -- and I'll show you a slideshow of his secret nighttime fantasies so kinky and dark it would make Jenna Jameson shudder. And not in a good way.