Monday, November 06, 2006

No joke: Cheney's going hunting on election day

Yep, VP Dick Cheney's going hunting for the first time since shooting his friend in the face. He might just be coming after you, Mr. Democrat. After all, this guy will stop at nothing in order to preserve his Presidential power, up to and including shooting each dissenter, one-by-one.

So be on the lookout for an old man with a hunting vest and a shotgun in or around your polling place on Tuesday. Tricky Dick may be just around the corner, receiving transmissions from the Diebold voting machines, right before the machines change your votes from Democrats to Republicans.