Wednesday, September 24, 2008

BREAKING NEWS: Clay Aiken Is Gay!

With the financial markets in tatters, you'd think nothing could trump that news.

BUT WAIT

Clay Aiken has spoken. And it was with a lisp! He's gay!!

Who wudda thunk it?

And by the looks of this picture, he's the next serial killer. Save the baby!

Clay Aiken: I'm a Gay Dad - Clay Aiken : People.com

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