Sunday, October 08, 2006

Lettuce recalled -- E. coli

Need there be more proof that vegetables are evil? My wife tells me to eat my vegetables, that they're good for me.

In the past, all I could say is, "Yes, dear."

Now, I can say, "I'll eat vegetables if you want me to die."

If she insists, I am going straight to a divorce lawyer. I don't need that.