THIS JUST IN: Congress has given the Pentagon authorization to spend $20 million on a giant party to celebrate the winning of the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. Several questions come to mind:
- Who put this in the defense spending bill?
- Who voted for it?
- If this is what winning a war looks like, what does losing look like?
- Does this include commemorative jet fighter flightsuits with giant codpieces and an enormous "Mission Accomplished" banner in every city?
Of all the questions above, #4 is the one I am most interested in getting an answer. The other ones were merely inconsequential filler questions meant to insert some faux seriousness into the matter. Does anybody care?
Government run amok.
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