Since we're on the subject of tainted food, how does tainted meat sound to you?

I have to admit, 1 year old meat never sounds very appetizing. I also have to admit, I love the name of the company that sold the burger meat to the little kids:

The tainted hamburger patties were served at a concessionaire stand at a Little League field in St. Helena, Calif., about 65 miles north of San Francisco. Health officials found the E. coli strain in remaining frozen hamburger stored by the stand and by the store that sold it the meat, Salami Lady's Cash & Carry.

Year-old meat recalled after E. coli cases - Los Angeles Times