Friday, August 18, 2006

Leiberman Re-tools Campaign Drive

Newly Independent-registered Senator hopeful, Joe Leiberman, hired two supposedly well-known pollsters today to help him rebuild his career. Both of these new hires have worked with Republican politicians in the past. So Joe said that hiring them shows that he's running a bipartisan campaign.

What the hell does "bipartisan" mean to Joe? According to The American Heritage Dictionary, bipartisan means "Of, consisting of, or supported by members of two parties, especially two major political parties." I think most people could guess what the word means just by looking at it and thinking, "Bi. Yes, that means two. As in bi-plane. Or bi-sexual."

So doesn't Eeyore mean "tripartisan?" Isn't he now an Independent? What a bafoon.

The second dumb thing about this news story is that Mr Leiberman has asked his current staff members to "reapply" to the campaign.

If I worked for his campaign, and I most assuredly never would, else I be taken out to the shipyard, tie myself to the back of a bigass boat, and hold my breath til I got to China, I would tell him this:

Go Fu@# yourself, you tripartisan whiner!

This guy is really a big loser. In fact, he could be The Biggest Loser, that reality show where all the fat ex-celebrities go on national TV, take off their clothes, and demean themselves even more by doing stupid stuff in front of the camera to lose weight. He could win without losing a pound. Heck, he wouldn't even have to show up. All the other contestants would pull out of the competition because they would know that they could never be a bigger loser than Leiberman.