Friday, August 18, 2006

Today's Molly Ivins' Column

Today's column from Molly Ivins brings up some really good points about current events:

  • Indiana is our national center of terrorism. That is, it is a more attractive state than, say, New York, as a terrorist target, according to the Department of Homeland Security. What a waste of space DHS is.
  • Joe Lieberman. Need I say more? No, I don't, but I will. He's the biggest complainer on the Hill. He needs to retire and go back home. Stay out of politics. You suck. You may not have been the reason Al Gore lost, but you didn't help. Shut up, Eeyore.
  • Osama is not in Iraq. Bush should have figured this out by now.
  • Enron. Refer to Lieberman above. He's the ranking Dem in the committee that woulda-coulda-shoulda-haven't-and-won't review the fiscal shenanigans of the world's most excessively scandalous company in the world.
  • Halliburton. Second only to Enron, but currently first, since it's still a viable company and Enron has been shredded, along with its paperwork (thanks, Arthur Andersen! Oh, yeah, it's dead, too!)
Read Molly's column for her hilarious take on these issues.