Friday, September 15, 2006

Bob "Bad Toupee" Ney pleads guilty

Go figure. One of many politicians, mostly Republicans, tied to "Indian" Jack Abramoff, Bob Ney pleaded guilty today to two counts in federal court. Who would have thunk it? After all, Ney maintained his innocence up until the plea. He was telling the truth, right?

Now, Ney, in a cry for sympathy, is claiming he's an alcoholic. So he's a corrupt politician who happens to have a drug problem. Sounds like 2 strikes against him to me. The final strike is that terrible hair rug. Good god that's abominable!