Friday, September 01, 2006

Junk food eater lives to 112

A junk food eater died at the age of 112 of pneumonia. There is a glimmer of hope for some of us fellow junk food eaters in this no-trans-fat, no-carbs, no-cholesterol, no-animal-protein, no-sugar, no-hydrogenated oil, no-carbonated water, no-high-fructose-corn-syrup, eat-like-a-canary, live-like-a-Luddite world.

There just may be a god. And he eats Twinkies.