Thursday, September 14, 2006

Guilty of microwaving a fake penis

A lady trying to pass a drug test had a friend fill a fake penis with his urine, on the way to the drug test. They decided to stop in a convenience store and heat the penis, so that the urine was closer to body temperature. When the store clerk guessed that a severed penis was being microwaved, he called the police.

The guy and gal got arrested for hoaxing a fake penis melt and just pleaded guilty to whatever charges that offense conjured up.

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