New television show -- Man Bites Panda?

Man wants to meet panda. Panda is eating bamboo. Man jumps in enclosure with panda. Panda bites man. Man returns the bite.

Panda gets hosed off. Man severely injured. Panda loses appetite.

Funny quote:

Zhang, who couldn't remember the incident clearly, had wanted to hug the panda and shake its hand after having watched similar scenes on television.